Kraw-dah

It only took me one hour to do something stupid. On the plane, I got the vegetarian Indian meal which contained fruit, rice, and yellow curry in a bread cup.  I tore off a piece of the bread and put it in my mouth.  That was when I realized it was paper.  I was chewing on...a paper cup.  The Indian man next to me was stared in horror as I tried to nonchalantly spit it in a napkin. 

I'm staying at Smiley's Guesthouse in Siem Reap.  For 8 dollars a night,  I get a bed, ceiling fan, and private bathroom.  It's the all-inclusive type with sink, shower, and toilet crammed into a 3 by 6 foot space.  After saying hello to my old friend, the hose sprayer, I quickly dug a roll of toilet paper out of my backpack.